did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Since this is the only thing I've written (and finished) in yonks (and this was last December), I figured I'd post it here.

Thanks to Sin for sending me the original lyrics,
Obe and JayEm for rhymes (especially the smutty ones),
and everyone who listened to me hum/quote bits of this at them.

Insufficient explanation: in an episode of "Red Dwarf" (British sf comedy), Kryten takes Lister on a trip through Rimmer's mind ("Rimmerworld") to make Lister stop romanticising Rimmer and missing him. Giant Rimmer mannequins sing songs of praise about him.

( DanielWorld )