Filking (well, sort of)

[erilyn]

Since this is the only thing I've written (and finished) in yonks (and this was last December), I figured I'd post it here.

Thanks to Sin for sending me the original lyrics,
Obe and JayEm for rhymes (especially the smutty ones),
and everyone who listened to me hum/quote bits of this at them.

Insufficient explanation: in an episode of "Red Dwarf" (British sf comedy), Kryten takes Lister on a trip through Rimmer's mind ("Rimmerworld") to make Lister stop romanticising Rimmer and missing him. Giant Rimmer mannequins sing songs of praise about him.


DanielWorld

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;
Without him the mission would go astray.

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
Without him Jack would get no action,
He'd almost never end up in traction,
And his jokes wouldn't get a reaction.

Master of the snark and the repartee,
His command of ancient languages is uncanny.
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
He never fails to get a reaction.
With him many people would like to play stacks on
In brains and looks he lacks none.

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
He knows all about the fun of friction.
In public he likes to rub his erection.
While thinking about Jack and suction.

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
No rhymes left now apart from back on.
Let's finish before we use rhymes like packs on,
Fade out you stupid hackson.

Comments

[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

Bweeeeeee. Now there need to be inaccuate reenactments of missions based on Daniel's journals!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Dear god, for some reason I'm picturing ep re-enactments based on a "LOTR Secret Diaries" type journal, with Daniel flouncing around, muttering "Still the prettiest!"

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[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

*brainscrub*

His main competition would, of course, be Sam. In the re-enactments she would always appear without make-up... and possibly with buck teeth, all XF "Bad Blood."

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Oooh, spot on with Sam, but Janet would be dressed in really tight, lowcut fatigues and would be following him around like a moonstruck calf. Hmmmm, make that Paul in tight fatigues too. Like an adoring Greek chorus, telling Daniel how wonderful he is as he saves the day yet again :)

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[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

During the final chorus of the song, Janet and Paul would suddenly be joined by various random people on the show. The General; the guy from the movie who used Budge, and now sees the error of his ways; Sha're; assorted chicks Daniel has flirted with--and Sara would bring all her friends, so you'd have Apophis and Yu and Anubis and so forth all singing, "He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson..."; Narim and Martouf, who Sam would scream and throw herself at trying to drag them out of the parade, only to be ignored as they start singing louder.

In the audience, RealSam would be murmuring to RealJanet, "That little bastard! Painting me as hanging on all those men!" and RealJanet would reply, "What about what he did to me! Turned me into a groupie!" And RealSam would say comfortingly, "But you look so good in those pants."

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! Don't forget the chorus line of Jaffa doing a can-can in the background for ambience.

And of course, the whole thing would turn out to be an evil plot by Jonas to make the others pissed of with Daniel, so they'll like him and let him play :)

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[jmtorres.livejournal.com]

The can-can! bwee! With their symbiotes hanging out and nodding in time to the kicking!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Do you think little ruffled skirts on the symbiotes would be going too far? ;)

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo snigger chortle...

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Aw thanks, but be warned...encouragement might lead to me posting my limericks... ;)

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Post away. I'm sure that guy in the hat would enjoy them :)

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Post away

I'm waiting for Sin's shriek's of anguish.

I'm sure that guy in the hat would enjoy them :)

Wanna hear something sad? It took me a while to figure out what guy you were refering to :) (And it's Michael "Lex" Rosenbaum, in a really crap Keanu movie where he played a gay crossdresser, cause I'm sure you were dying to know *g*)