did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

I promised (threatened?) tboy some SV recs, and figured I'd inflict them on everyone else too. It's mostly author recs, with some of my favourites amongst their stuff mentioned.

Smallville Meets South Park - One of my favourite sites *ever*.

Livia - Demarcation, Twenty-One, Ascension, Superfreak.
Lanning - Identical Series.
The Spike - especially The Buttefly Effect, Ride.
Te - Sweat, Chupa Chup, Deep Throat, Mystery, Champagne Wishes, Piece of the Action.
Debchan - Cake and Pie, Circling, Let It Snow.
Merry Lynne - Ice, Middle of No Where, Road Home.
Thamiris - Rules of Blue, Apocrypha, Along Came A Spider, Skinned.
Destina Fortunata - Prophet of Eden.
Basingstoke - Evil Mastermind Convention, First Straw, Snow Day, Psyches Candle.
Elynros - Undertow.
Brighid - Town Where No One Got Off, Lucifer in Starlight.
Zahra
Jenn - Three Impossible Things, Sleep While I Drive.
Sarah T - Contra Mundum, You Can Learn A Lot.
Julad - Boys! Raise Giant Mushrooms in your Cellar!, Marry into the Family.
Caroline Baker - Oh Baby, Focus, You Get Fries With That.
Bren Antrim - Clark's Folly, Live Wire, Dusted, Immunity.
Pearl-o - Skin Your Knee, Air.
Ladonna - Delayed Reactions.
Helena Handbackset - Eleven Letter Words series.
Shrift - Uncle Einar.
Viridian - Black Pond, Very Secret Thoughts of Clark Kent.

Yesterday, tboy was having Clark/Lex moments at a wedding, while I attended a lovely outdoor wedding (for a neighbour I've known my entire life), and there were many babies and small children. One of them could totally play Toddler!Lex, or a small Weasley. But the Lex likeness was exacerbated by the light purple outfit he was wearing :) This icon is so appropriate for this post *g*

The bride looked beautiful, the couple looked very happy, and it all went smoothly.

Went out to dinner at the Bondi Iceberg's club. Had the 'I don't wannas' before I went out, but once I got dressed and drove over there, had a great time.

By the way, thanks to hnix, I'm going to hell. That is all.

Or some of it anyway! Cause lanning has posted a new story in her Smallville series, Common Ground.

I love, love, love these stories. Interesting plot, great characterisation, and delicious relationship between the guys.

Ok, this is Smallville related, but even if you don't like Smallville, you should check it out, it's that funny and cute :)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ksrscorpio/sp_frames.html

I worship Shrift for making a silk purse out of the sow's ear that is "Angel" lately, with her amazing story "Comfortable".

Some good Smallville rec sites can be found at the links page at the slash archive, as well as lots of other usefl SV sites.

basingstoke has 2 interesting "Attack of the Clones" snippets up on her livejournal, one serious one about Anakin, and one not so serious Sith Academy-esque piece.

A Smallville WIP called Trousers of Time has got me hooked with it's intriguing premise.

And it turns out Andariel doesn't post all of her SV stuff to the archive.

Honestly, I only looked at who the pin-ups in this month's Dolly for y'all, in case there was something interesting to report about people's various boytoys. They had 20 one-page pictures, male and female.

The Orlando one is pretty blah, and I've seen it around before, but the Elijah one is quite nice.

I swear, I'm half looking forward to Smallville starting on tv here (whenever that might be) just so that local teen mags might carry pictures of Tom and Michael *sigh*. How very very sad.

I'm using my amazing psychic powers to predict a story that someone, somewhere, will write soon.

During Lex's investigation of Clark, meteor rocks and other oddities, he will come across references to people with enhanced senses...yes, you can see where I'm going ;)

Smallville meets The Sentinel.

C'mon, the cheesiness, the bad special effects, the only redeeming feature being the dripping homoeroticism...these shows are *perfect* for each other. Though suddenly I'm having visions of Jim wanting to arrest Lex for stat rape and corruption of a minor...

(I've already read a Lex/Krycek story, but am still waiting for a Lex/Methos story *g*).

Clark and Lex were in my (incoherent, as usual) dream last night. Clark kept kissing Lex on his shiny bald head, and Lex was getting very pissed off about it. Later, Lex rode a horse into a swimming pool, and Clark had to rescue him.

"Of course, he'd never been in love before. Perhaps it was supposed to feel like he was dying from some mutated form of bubonic plague."

I love Bren Antrim! But it's the best thing about Quite an Extraordinary Boy, a retelling of the pilot of Smallville from Lex's point-of-view, well written but nothing out of the ordinary. Her other SV stories are better. But I do like this quote :)

I saw "Sorority Boys" the other day. The sole reason I went and saw it was for Michael "Lex" Rosenbaum (see icon for further explanation).

I was prepared to loathe this film, and endure it's crappiness to savour the sight of Michael in very low slung red satin underwear (very nice ass, btw). I would not be seeing this film at all if it weren't for him.

I was not prepared to find it pretty damn funny. Ok, very funny in parts. The dildo fight alone...anyway, the fact is that I enjoyed it immensely. And that makes my brain feel dirty. And now I'm going to go check out the fan fiction that exists for it.

I so need help. But instead of an intervention, I have a friend willing to go see it again with me.