I hate applyng for jobs

[erilyn]

Am attempting to write cover letters for job applications for jobs that I am woefully unqualified for. Am not feeling creative today, so am finding it very hard to find anything to put in these letters that would justify these people considering hiring me. For at least one of them, I don't really want them to consider me, as while I'd love the job, I *couldn't* do it. Argh. Grrrr.

Anyone want to do something this weekend?

I've got a bridal shower Sat afternoon, for a neighbour I've known my whole life, but apart from that are footloose and plan-free. Well, except for relatives coming over on Sunday afternoon, but I'd prefer to miss that if possible.

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[iibnf.livejournal.com]

"Hire me, I have a magnifiscent bossum!" (And friends who can't spell).

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Heh, are you my "bosom friend"? And I haven't even be re-reading Anne of Green Gables lately :)

Maybe I *should* try honesty.

"Hire me, I don't steal office supplies...much."

"If you hire me, most of the time when I call in sick, I actually will be sick."

"You should employ me, as I won't abuse my work net access to look at naked women."

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Bossom Buddies, like that show with Tom Hanks. We'll dress up as women in order to sneak into a women's only housing estate. Do you think we could pass as real women? I have make up, you can borrow one of my wigs...

And all of your excuses above are good and valid reasons to hire someone.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

We'll dress up as women in order to sneak into a women's only housing estate. Do you think we could pass as real women? I have make up, you can borrow one of my wigs...

Sounds like a challenge...if I can look half as passable as the guys in Sorority Boys I'll be doing well :)