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[erilyn]

I'm re-reading the Valdemar books. Oh Misty Lackey...why so rapey? (I think I'll just skip the Vanyel books this time around). Clearly Alberich is her favourite male character, since she so blatantly Mary Sue'd herself into the book (Herald "Myste" lol).

I have a deep burning desire to read a story where Adam Lambert and David Archuleta get bodyswapped - oh, the possible wacky hijinks! Mostly I want a scene where Adam has to convince someone (probably Cook) that he isn't Archie - I think a prolonged swearing fit and graphic sexual anecdotes would do it fairly quickly. Meanwhile, David is stuck in Adam's body going "gosh, I'm so tall!"

Though then my brain moved onto Archie bodyswapping with Simon Cowell - Simon's reputation would be destroyed by the fateful American Idol episode where he gives everyone positive, sweet (albeit probably a bit rambly) feedback.

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[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

...fuck me, that might actually have to get written.

"Gosh, Brad, I'm not...I don't even... with these pants! Just. Ack!"

"Oooooh, I see. Are we playing the virginal schoolboy and the sexy teacher? Oh! Do I get to spank you!?"

*look of abject terror*

"Okay, you're definitely not Adam."

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Or rumours get started about Adam/Cook because someone sees them hugging (once Cook knows about the bodyswitch)!

I would love you forever if you wrote it :D

[engnrd-disaster.livejournal.com]

I recently got my roommate started on the Valdemar books and I'm so tempted to start rereading them, but I really don't have the time. :(

Oh gosh, both of those fics would be amazing. I agree with your desire. :D

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

It's a big commitment in time, that's for sure. I got lured in cause I got around to reading the newest book of short stories and latest novel.

I want these stories SO MUCH. Actually, I just want more good Cook/Archie fic, fullstop. Trust me to fall for the not-as-popular big AI pairing (and definitely a smaller % of the fic is good).