thoughts I probably shouldn't share

[erilyn]

You know, I bet Gerard wanted to roleplay with Frank as Kirk and Spock, but got to excited about it, and Frank told him he was the worst Vulcan and should be on Enterprise, which made Gerard cry and stop speaking to Frank. Gerard kept bitching to Ray, who was torn because that's a pretty awfyl thing to say, but on the other hand, Gerard is pretty fucking emotional to be a Vulcan.

&nerds;

&fridaynightdrinksatwork;

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[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

...you are my favourite.

*CACKLES*

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Gerard would be bouncing in glee so much that his fake pointy ears would fall off.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaaa true. Total vulcan!fail.

Oh god, I just flashed back to stuff that people have told me about TOS slash and now I am squicking myself out. DDDD:

[sperrywink]

AHAHAHAHA!!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Frank totally ruins the mood with an ill-timed Shatner impersonation, so they're too busy giggling and chewing on the scenery to get around to having sex.

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

Poor old Gerard. I bet Frank really had to work hard to make it up for him. Possibly with Jedi robes.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

They tried that! They got bogged down into whether Jedi having sex was against the Code, and if so, if it meant they were Dark side, and if this was a good thing.

So they called Ray. Who wanted to know why the fuck he was the one always getting dragged into their kinky roleplay problems. But apparently if Gerard asks Mikey, the conversation always turns to wrestlers (which Gerard is all DO NOT WANT about), and if Frank interrupts Bob and Brian one more time with a problem about him and Gerard having sex, Bob has Brian's permission to beat Frank with his own guitar.

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

A normal reaction to this would not be to make hearthands at the screen, would it? This band's really got a hold on mel. ♥

But of course Ray helps out, because he's both a nice guy and an unabashed nerd. And now I want to know what Frank has interrupted Bob and Brian doing. >:)

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Ray Toro, nerd sex therapist?

And now I want to know what Frank has interrupted Bob and Brian doing.

Checkers. They're totes serious about it. Or at least that's what they always say they're off doing.

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Poor Gerard :(

He gets really upset when Frank tells him, "You emote too much, motherfucker." He just really liked wearing the pointy ears, okay. :(

The solution here is clearly to roleplay LOTR characters.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

But that will inevitably lead to an ill timed hobbit joke and Frank getting all cranky.

[turlough]

*snerk* Poor Frank, he can't help is a tiny bit vertically challenged!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Also, someone asks if Gerard being Vulcan means they're only going to have sex every seven years, and the discussion about whether Vulcans have sex outside of pon farr lasts for days.

The LOTR thing could explain those pictures of Bob in the long blond wig. Or Bob's hair in general. Maybe it's actually him and Brian who are the role players - Bob = Legolas and Brian = Gimli?

[turlough]

*giggles* *a lot*

[myaurasmiles.livejournal.com]

That is a beautiful thing.