Put down the crack pipe Chris

[erilyn]

IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm whimpering in pain here.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/061030/nym217.html?.v=48

Man Band

For half a decade Boy Bands ruled the airwaves, maintaining a strange hold on their bustling, female audience and just as quickly they faded from the spotlight. Now, all grown up, VH1 has decided to bring members of these teenage heartthrobs together in the new reality series "Man Band." Living together under one roof, five boy band legends including Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd), Rich Cronin (LFO), Chris Kirkpatrick ('N Sync) and Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees) will be challenged to create new music, a dynamic stage show and then perform as a new pop group -- all of which begs the question "Can lightening strike twice?"

"Man Band" is executive produced by Troy Searer and John Foy for Tijuana Entertainment, Tony Harding and Kennedy for Kandokid Productions and Jim Ackerman for VH1. Christian McLaughlin is the supervising producer and Michael Hirschorn serves as Executive Producer for VH1.

[09:46] erilyn oz: WTF!!!!!
[09:46] trumpeterofdoom: I KNOW
[09:46] trumpeterofdoom: OMGWTF
[09:46] erilyn oz: Does someone have photos of Chris fucking a goat?
[09:47] trumpeterofdoom: A LITTLE PART OF ME JUST DIED
[09:47] trumpeterofdoom: DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEED
[09:47] erilyn oz: I just...
[09:47] erilyn oz: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY?
[09:47] trumpeterofdoom: i feel like i should call you to verbalise this

ETA: So who's the fifth guy? JM and I are wracking our brains trying to think of other boybands, and the only possibilites that are occuring to us are Backstreet (if Kevin fucking Richardson does this, we're performing an intervention) or OTOWN!!!

ETA(2): This makes House of Carters look like a good idea by comparison.

Comments

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

I haven't stopped chanting no no no no no no no no no no no NO! for the last five minutes.

Maybe he'll sober up shortly and change his mind?

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Dear god, let him sober up FAST!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

And I'd almost managed to feel ok about crushing on the man.

*sobs*

What? Did he not watch House of Carters?

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Blackmail is the only reason I can think of to do this.

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

or being offered large amount of money to obtain the drugs necessary to get through it. Surely he can't have got through all the dosh?

I guess I can see him being bored enough to think it's a good idea.

or they lobotomised him.