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Jan. 7th, 2010 09:49 pmI'm re-reading the Valdemar books. Oh Misty Lackey...why so rapey? (I think I'll just skip the Vanyel books this time around). Clearly Alberich is her favourite male character, since she so blatantly Mary Sue'd herself into the book (Herald "Myste" lol).
I have a deep burning desire to read a story where Adam Lambert and David Archuleta get bodyswapped - oh, the possible wacky hijinks! Mostly I want a scene where Adam has to convince someone (probably Cook) that he isn't Archie - I think a prolonged swearing fit and graphic sexual anecdotes would do it fairly quickly. Meanwhile, David is stuck in Adam's body going "gosh, I'm so tall!"
Though then my brain moved onto Archie bodyswapping with Simon Cowell - Simon's reputation would be destroyed by the fateful American Idol episode where he gives everyone positive, sweet (albeit probably a bit rambly) feedback.
I have a deep burning desire to read a story where Adam Lambert and David Archuleta get bodyswapped - oh, the possible wacky hijinks! Mostly I want a scene where Adam has to convince someone (probably Cook) that he isn't Archie - I think a prolonged swearing fit and graphic sexual anecdotes would do it fairly quickly. Meanwhile, David is stuck in Adam's body going "gosh, I'm so tall!"
Though then my brain moved onto Archie bodyswapping with Simon Cowell - Simon's reputation would be destroyed by the fateful American Idol episode where he gives everyone positive, sweet (albeit probably a bit rambly) feedback.
