OMG OMG OMG

[erilyn]

Seriously, I truly thought nothing could have made today (yesterday? Thursday) better, after all the stuff on the way home from Brisbane.

I was so very very wrong.

Because the evening was spent at a club with a large number of AMAZING women (love you guys), and it included a performance from MCR's keyboardist James Dewees, in which he started out in a Santa outfit and ended up in a dress. And had MCR's new temp drummer, the very very hot and tiny Tucker from Thursday, on stage with him. As his slave, apparently. Wearing only underwear. And they were all over each other. I was right near the stage, and we got to grope Tucker a lot (especially during a failed crowdsurf attempt, in which I ended up holding him up by his ass, trying to keep him off the floor). But he was slippery, you see.

Because Ray fucking Toro had been pouring beer on the mostly-naked man, and generally encouraging all the shenanigans, feeding many drinks to them both (and himself), laughing his ass off, dancing to Kylie, possibly getting flashed by Tucker, taking many many many photos of the hijinks, and generally being the cherry on top of a mindblowing evening.

The aforementioned group of fangirls would like to know which deities we should be thanking for our good fortune, cause seriously, we're either dead, mass hallucinating or have slipped into an alternate reality where stuff like this happens!!!

There is a most lolarious picture of me with tiny drunken pixie Tucker, after which he apologised for his hand on my ass. I pointed out I'd hand my hands all over his ass earlier. We spoke to a very drunk James at one point too. Well, mostly his conversation with me was with my breasts, but it was entertaining.

Also, Matt Cortez is tiny, hot, and chatted up every hot blonde in the club. It was hilarious to watch :D Meanwhile, Ray ran away when the blondes tried for him. Quite literally.

Comments

[canadiankracka.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS FANDOM!!!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

my feet are killing me, I haven't had much sleep in the last couple of days, but I don't wanna go to sleep. SO MUCH TO FLAIL OVER.

Also, Toro, that's NOT how you discourage slash fans. That's how you reward them.

Also, James was talking about annoying co-workers who write messages on their hands at one point ;)

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

I think I am dead. Seriously-- Ray pouring beer on half naked people and dancing to Kylie? It's only 10am here, love, and I don't think the human brain was made to process that sort of thing at this hour.

...holy hell, I love him so much its insane.

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. ENTIRELY, AMAZINGLY, AWESOME.

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

That is SO COOL. Your rack wins again.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

THAT is the best post I have ever seen on my friendslist!!!!!!

DID YOU TOUCH RAY'S HAIR?!?!??! :D

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHHAWHAT.

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

Man, I approve of all of the fantastic that is coming out of this tour. When you win, all of bandom wins!

[turlough]

Wheeeeeee!!!!

[sperrywink]

So made of win.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

You've seen the video that's already floating around, right? I'm just to the right, you can see my hands (pink nailpolish and multiple rings) at times :D

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

It was the most bizarre evening, yet made of win \o/

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THIS REAL? I'm kinda pinching myself that it actually happened :D

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

No, but one of my friends accidentally kind of punched him (she was drunken flailing and didn't realise he was walking past behind her). It was hilarious!

But I was only like two metres away from him during the shennanigans :D

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY.

DON'T MAKE ME GO HOME, I LIKE IT BETTER HERE.

Seriously, we were just dying. The fans I was hanging out with, we kept leaning on each other because we were DYING of glee, and could barely stay upright. And I was completely sober :D

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

I just...I was wishing everyone in bandom could have been there too :D

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

::flails::

TOO MUCH AWESOMENESS.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

THIS WEEK IS MADE OF WIN \o/

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

Someone I know who was close said that Matt Cortez and Tucker made out behind the amp stack for a while, too. FRANK MADE THEM ALL GAY.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Yes, my post was far from complete. At times, Tucker was totally macking on one of Cortez's blondes, while Matt watched, and then there was nuzzling and cuddling and I'm-pretty-certain-kissing between Matt and Tucker as well. And this happened more than once, and then they'd go further around the corner.

HOW IS THIS REAL?

[zillahseye.livejournal.com]

Because Matt will fuck anything that's breathing?

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

I just saw the video! \o/ Ray Toro, how so awesome? And how is this fandom even REAL?

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been giggling thinking about you guys all day.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Not only do I not know how this fandom is real, but I don't understand how I got to be there for this! *g*

I just wanted to put Tucker in my pocket and bring him home! Apart from that I'm sure I couldn't afford to keep him in booze.

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like you had quite the night. *g*

[engenda.livejournal.com]

I say this with love: I hate you.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Fair call, I accept that.

But Ray loves us - he was totally smiling at us last night!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

If you haven't watched the video I linked to, you must! It was the most awesome night EVER :D

[engenda.livejournal.com]

He really, really was. Right at us!

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

OK, I totally will! Hee!