Half time: Hurricanes 13 Waratahs 8
May. 19th, 2006 06:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
erilynI am drinking, but it's not helping much yet.
I don't know who I hate more - the Waratahs who are lumbering around the field and losing the ball as soon at they win a turnover, or the ref, who apparently isn't aware there's a concept called "offside".
I lie - I'm more pissed of at the Waratahs, cause I know they can do better.
I don't know who I hate more - the Waratahs who are lumbering around the field and losing the ball as soon at they win a turnover, or the ref, who apparently isn't aware there's a concept called "offside".
I lie - I'm more pissed of at the Waratahs, cause I know they can do better.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:35 am (UTC)A New Zealand man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an Aussie tourist, chewing gum, sat next to him. The New Zealander politely ignored the Australian, who, never the less started up a conversation.
The Australian snapped his gum and said, "You Kiwi folk eat the whole bread?
The Kiwi frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The Australian blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In Australia, we only eat what's inside. Then we collect the crusts, recycle them, and transform them into croissants and sell them to New Zealand."
The Aussie had a smirk on his face. The Kiwi listened in silence.
The Aussie persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Kiwi replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Aussie said, "We don't. In Aussie, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to New Zealand."
The Kiwi then asked, "Do you have sex in Australia?"
The Australian smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The New Zealander leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course." says the Aussie.
"We don't," says the Kiwi. "In New Zealand, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australia. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?"
*runs away*
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Date: 2006-05-19 09:00 am (UTC)glad it made you smile!
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Date: 2006-05-19 09:29 am (UTC)and now I'm about to watch Rove. yay!
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Date: 2006-05-19 09:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 09:46 am (UTC)DAN CARTER'S HAIR IS THE BEST HAIR EVER OMG SHUT UP.
*plugs ears*
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Date: 2006-05-19 10:18 am (UTC)....oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were playing that word association game :P
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Date: 2006-05-19 10:21 am (UTC)you mean we're not?
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Date: 2006-05-19 10:27 am (UTC)ANYWAY. I'm sad it's not on tv here this series, but then again, I got waaaaaaaaaay too into last series, so maybe it's just as well.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS COMMENT HAD NO POINT.
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Date: 2006-05-19 10:31 am (UTC)Except...ANTM. Australia or America. If I turn Fox8 on and Next Top Model is showing, I'm TRAPPED. It's something I don't like to admit. Also, still drnk.
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Date: 2006-05-19 10:35 am (UTC)I can relate on the ANTM, too. we're a series behind the US here, and I know who won, but it doesn't stop me watching. they're just so delightfully BITCHY. it's heartwarming, truly.
yay drnk! :P
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Date: 2006-05-19 10:43 am (UTC)I never know what series of American or Aussie I'm gonna stumble on, but it's always bitchy and fab and HYPNOTIC.
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Date: 2006-05-19 11:18 am (UTC)*GO* the Kiwi's!!!!
Heidi :0)
kia kaha
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Date: 2006-05-19 12:21 pm (UTC)LITERALLY.
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