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Headline I saw on the SMH site today: Singer accused of plane sex act.

Me: He had sex with a plane? LOL Decaydance bands - furries, coffee tables and now this.

This competes with my previously favourite misread-because-of-the-Cab headline: Cash thrown off bridge.

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omg I leave the internets for a few days, and the unthinkable occurs? MIKE CARDEN GOT A HAIRCUT? Hasn't he had the same hairstyle since he was a kid?

No wonder he's been so out-of-sight, it must have taken a lot of preparation and recovery time.