DanielWorld

I've had a fantastic weekend, which I will babble about when I'm not about to pass out facedown on the keyboard. Need sleep. But first, cause I told melpemone I would - a little Stargate version I wrote in 2001 of the Arnold Rimmer song from Red Dwarf. Sin found me the original lyrics, Obe and JayEm suggested rhymes (especially the smutty ones), and many people endured me humming/quoting bits of this at them. If you know the episode it comes from (or not), I think it adds a certain something if you picture giant weird Daniel puppets singing this at you.

DanielWorld

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;
Without him the mission would go astray.

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
Without him Jack would get no action,
He'd almost never end up in traction,
And his jokes wouldn't get a reaction.

Master of the snark and the repartee,
His command of ancient languages is uncanny.
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
He never fails to get a reaction.
With him many people would like to play stacks on
In brains and looks he lacks none.

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
He knows all about the fun of friction.
In public he likes to rub his erection.
While thinking about Jack and suction.

He's Daniel Daniel Daniel Jackson.
No rhymes left now apart from back on.
Let's finish before we use rhymes like packs on,
Fade out you stupid hackson.

Ok, I just found this scenario I wrote for how season 7 of Stargate should start. ( very silly )