Battle crys

These are fun :) I tried a few different name variations.

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the fields! It is Erilyn, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, I lay waste to all I see like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

Sprinting out of the plains, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Erilyn! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to torment you so forcibly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Erilyn, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She grunts gutterally:
"I'm going to flog you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"