I don't post memes often, but I liked this one :)

[erilyn]

Slander! kirsch once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare! sinbrat and copracat used to live together but copracat moved out when they saw sinbrat making out with kaneko! iibnf once kept copracat locked up in their basement for eight months. hnix knows *just* how long to hold them down for. jchalo collects other people's underwear - and has some from coreopsis and thebitchtrolls! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

ETA: I re-did it a couple of times, and really liked:
kirsch runs a secret pornography ring. luthien67 and _bettina_ are regular models.
jchalo has secret fantasies about George W. Bush...
merryish kissed kaneko under the mistletoe. Twice. In June.
versaphile got weredonut drunk and naked, and took photos. copracat downloaded them.
spring_1970 has an invisible friend. They're dating.
spring_1970, iibnf and jchalo are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with luthien67 totally unaware!