erilyn: gabe and mikey's hips (torchwood)
erilyn ([personal profile] erilyn) wrote2008-01-09 08:58 pm
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spoilerphobe ftw \o/

Am I the only person in fandom who watches Torchwood and hasn't looked at the pictures or watched the clip?

::goes into hiding for a week::

[identity profile] giddygeek.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried so hard to avoid spoilers and I haven't come up against many, but my f'list has been--the Torchwood community, someone posted .gif icons from a trailer without a cut tag, and someone blind-linked me to a trailer assuming I'd already seen it. I don't know, normally I'm the one to leap at spoilers! But for some reason, with this show, I don't want them. I was hoping to be all aflail with surprise, you know?

But I've only been a little bit spoiled, so I still expect some surprises. ;-)

[identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that sucks. I've taken the eps community off my friendslist after narrowly dodging spoilers there.

Do you know what would be good, as revenge for being spoiled? You should write a bandslash/Torchwood crossover.

For no adequately explained reason, Torchwood has to capture an alien at a MCR show (and as the youngest member, Ianto is the one having to go undercover as a fan)! Patrick gets abducted by aliens entranced by his singing voice! Gabe's intelligent cobras show up! Jack suspects that Ryan Ross *is* an alien!

What? It'd make *me* feel better about you being spoiled ;)

[identity profile] giddygeek.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, you know what, that idea makes ME feel better about me being spoiled too!

I actually defriended one of the big communities last night right after I commented--I refreshed my f'list and wasn't there a list of spoilers outside a cut tag? Pfft! *writes bandslash/Torchwood vengeance crack fic* ;-)

[identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*writes bandslash/Torchwood vengeance crack fic*

::flails::

::hopes you aren't kidding::

I'm imagining Jack's sheer confusion about Pete "make out with boys but not have sex with them" Wentz. "You people never cease to amaze me. Have you actually tried having sex? It's not difficult. Here, take your pants off."

[identity profile] giddygeek.livejournal.com 2008-01-10 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, back when I was just getting into bandslash, I told [livejournal.com profile] misspamela that I wanted a Jack/Pete Wentz gay-off! Jack would win of course for the not being afraid to admit he likes the p33n, but it would leave Pete in a Hilariously Awkward (naked) Position with a wait, what kind of look on his face! So really, everyone wins!

And then I laughed for like, 20 minutes. *grins*

So no, I haven't started one yet, but it's really not unlikely. *g*

[identity profile] erilyn.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, Pete's not used to playing Gay Chicken with someone who isn't going to say no to anything ;)

And now I have this image of poor Jack, stuck on some sort of tour with all the guys, thinking that he's landed in a pile of hot available eyecandy - but Pete is straight below the waist, when Gerard shyly offers to show Jack his art it turns out that it isn't a lame pickup line, William won't speak to him after finding out that Jack thought he was a girl, and being inducted into the Cult of the Cobra really wasn't what he thought it was going to be.